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Post by Sloopy on Nov 16, 2007 12:51:13 GMT
Suffering from a chronic case of Maylust? Are those excuses about winning half a dozen James May books in a "works raffle" wearing thin?? Whatever your dilemma, this is the place to confess for all Mayhemers who have not yet been brave enough to step out of the closet.  |
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Post by banned on Nov 19, 2007 2:06:42 GMT
*Holds up hand* In the closet, and got the 'wine adventure because it will be 'educational' ;D and oh, is that fella from Top Gear in it, I had NO idea  |
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Post by sugarknees on Nov 19, 2007 20:06:33 GMT
tee hee and my hubby wonders why I take such an interest in a car programme!!!
The Wine programme I can get away with....hwe knows I love the stuff ;D
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Post by lew on Nov 19, 2007 21:09:52 GMT
Well, my stories are well, boring and yes, only my lads know ;D..and my Kool poster has lost James.....bloody little gits   |
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Post by xjsarah on Nov 26, 2007 0:42:53 GMT
So far, only my best friend knows I like James, and I think it really amuses her. We always did have differing tastes in men, but at least that means we're unlikely ever to end up fighting over one....!  ;D Hey, if you can't tell your best mate, who can you tell?!!  |
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Post by incognito on Nov 29, 2007 2:14:44 GMT
Hah, the May fixation has been the cause of remorseless and relentless teasing from friends, and I enjoy every minute of it ;D
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Post by Sloopy on Nov 29, 2007 7:00:30 GMT
They obviously have no taste whatsoever.  ;D |
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Post by kimmi on Nov 30, 2007 19:03:39 GMT
Hah, the May fixation has been the cause of remorseless and relentless teasing from friends, and I enjoy every minute of it ;D Same with me and my friends, they take the mick and I love it!! |
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Post by jasmine on Jan 7, 2008 15:43:37 GMT
I still have all the columns he has written for the Telegraph from the last six months or so, however, my wonderful other half decided when he was going to paint the bathroom he would use them to stip paint dripping on the floor. I'm sure he is jealous. So as result I now have none of his columns, and Notes From The Hard Shoulder is hidden under the bed...
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Post by xjsarah on Jan 7, 2008 16:24:56 GMT
Hi Jasmine, welcome to the Board. Sounds like your other half has discovered your May-lust! He could have used any pieces of newspaper for that job, and he used those ones...hmm.  |
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Post by jasmine on Jan 7, 2008 16:30:54 GMT
Not only did he use those ones e chose the specific pages, and left the car dealer adverts untouched... I was not a happy little bunny ( |
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Post by inky on Jan 7, 2008 16:35:58 GMT
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Post by jasmine on Jan 7, 2008 16:39:52 GMT
Both him and his mate found it hilarious, but I will get them back, I am planning on making them watch the first series of Wine Adventure in its entirity. I will only get laughed at even more but at least I wont be subjected to any more Sci-Fi, there is only so many times you can watch Alien...
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Post by fusker on Jan 7, 2008 17:19:13 GMT
I think his Alien DVD should take a swim in the toilet after what he did to your clippings!!!
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Post by lew on Jan 7, 2008 17:32:09 GMT
Yep many ways to kill a dvd ;D
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Post by jasmine on Jan 16, 2008 15:03:15 GMT
Do you guys really think I could get away with killing Alien?? Dropping a lit cigarette on it maybe or spilling a nice glass of red on it??
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Post by inky on Jan 16, 2008 15:13:56 GMT
You need to get a dog. You can blames all sorts of things on the dog ;D |
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Post by lew on Jan 16, 2008 15:21:28 GMT
Excellent idea ink.....very true they destroy EVERYTHING.....including dvd's ;D
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Post by inky on Jan 16, 2008 15:30:17 GMT
I think we both speak from experience |
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Post by fusker on Jan 16, 2008 15:53:03 GMT
Tell him Top Gear Dog did it...
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Post by jasmine on Jan 16, 2008 15:57:18 GMT
I can't tell him Top Gear Dog did it, I have already spent the week winding him up that I am going to buy Stiggy to be my chauffeur - among other things - think he is starting to guess I am a bit obsessed.
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Post by lew on Jan 16, 2008 15:59:35 GMT
;D ;D ;D......oh well it serves him right, never mess with a mayhemer .....good luck Jas ;D |
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Post by jasmine on Jan 16, 2008 16:06:19 GMT
will let you know how it works out
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Post by lew on Jan 16, 2008 16:11:03 GMT
Yep....do that Jas |
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Post by glam on Jan 16, 2008 18:14:23 GMT
I outed two Maylovers on another BB today, I feel like Peter Tatchill
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Post by inky on Jan 16, 2008 19:13:57 GMT
I outed two Maylovers on another BB today, I feel like Peter Tatchill They'll feel much better now they're "out an' proud" ;D |
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Post by lew on Jan 22, 2008 13:23:26 GMT
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Post by stigalicious on Jan 22, 2008 18:23:36 GMT
mine is getting out of control- for real. I am spreading the love... by talking to the kids in my class about Top Gear and Bugatti Veyrons.
My word I am such a total loser...
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Post by mansonmaniac on Jan 22, 2008 19:06:33 GMT
mine is getting out of control- for real. I am spreading the love... by talking to the kids in my class about Top Gear and Bugatti Veyrons. My word I am such a total loser... Wooop go you Stiggy It's a very reasonable thing to teach the children I would make them write essay's about Top Gear. oo-er and I want to be a primary teacher when I leave school  |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 7, 2008 17:07:53 GMT
Welcome DevonsDarling!!! You will get over it with the aid of the Thong/Button Threads, take a look! They are magnificent!
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